You Float. I Guide. We Cruise. It's Simple!

✨ Book a cruise that doesn’t suck—with Float Daddy in your corner.

You’ve found Float Daddy — your spiritually unhinged, credentialed cruise counselor. I’m not just a certified cruise advisor. I’m your oceanic hype priest. You bring the dreams, I bring the bookings — and together, we float.

• Claim Your Float Badge

About Float Daddy (Who TF I Am)

Certified Cruise Counselor. Unlicensed Therapist. Deck Prophet

I help individuals, couples, and friend groups book epic cruises that match their energy — whether you’re a quiet sea witch or a full-on shrimp-devouring pool gremlin. I’m certified with the biggest names in the game:🛳️ Virgin Voyages (adult-only chaos, no kids, real DJs, actual vibes)
🌴 Princess Cruises (romantic, relaxed, hot tub friendly)
🦞 MSC & others (luxury on a discount, international flavor, midnight pizza energy)If it floats, I can book it.
And I’ll make sure you’re not stuck under the engine room or next to the karaoke bar (unless that’s your thing).

• Daddy Approved Cruises

Book It Yourself, Float Like Royalty

✨ You already know your vibe.
You’re ready to float.
Now it’s time to lock in the cruise—and yes, you can totally do it yourself.

Just make sure you use my link below.
It costs you nothing extra, and when you book through me, I’ll personally help you:-Pick the right cabin (and not the one near the engine room of sadness)
-Snag perks, upgrades, and Float Daddy-approved extras
-Navigate Virgin’s booking options like a seasoned sea goblin
No extra fees. No pressure. Just guidance, baby.
You book, I guide. That’s the Float Daddy deal.

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• Need Help First? Ask Daddy

The 2026 Chaos Float™ Is Brewing

Only the bold will board.

This isn’t just a cruise—it’s a float frenzy at sea with the full Float Daddy experience. No stress. All vibes. Private events, squad games, party decks, chill sanctuaries, and secret missions.But here’s the thing:
I’m building it with you.
The people who apply early? They help shape the route, the ship, the vibe—everything.So if you want to:Float on the flagship Float Daddy voyage
Get perks for being first to the party
Influence what kind of chaos we unleash...
Then you already know what to do.

• Join the Float Braintrust

Help design the most unhinged cruise on water.

Where to Follow Float Daddy

I am not on Facebook. I am not on LinkedIn. I am not available for your pyramid scheme... well... maybe.

I exist only where the chaos lives:TikTok → @@captainfloatdaddy
Instagram → @capt.floatdaddy/
Want to summon me directly?
Text “Dat You Daddy?” to 240-500-6232 and receive instant prophecy.

Ready to Ascend?

Take the quiz. Claim your badge. Join the group. Float forever.

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🔮 ✨ Get Floated… Digitally?

Surrender your email and I’ll deliver float chaos straight to your inbox. Cruise deals. Secret perks. Group float invites. And yes — anointings, sea prophecy, and sea witch warnings from Daddy.

Here’s What You Get From Daddy:

🛳️ First access to the 2026 Float Daddy Group Cruise™ updates
🎁 Chaos Perk Drops — early merch, badges, and unholy float rituals
🔮 Exclusive content you won’t see on TikTok (roasts, rants, cruise confessions)
💅 Cruise deals + discounts curated for gremlins only
🎙️ Float Daddy audio blessings (voicemails of encouragement, judgment, or lust)